$ 'Indian' Mom & NRI Son [Nice]

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar ....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's, roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this
had only made her more curious.
Over thecourse of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the
eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinne r, I've been unable to find the
silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Kumar said,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.

Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his mother which read
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you
do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact
remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found
the chutney jar by now under the pillow...

Love,
Mom.


Lesson of the day: Don't Lie to Your
Mother...........especially if she is Indian !




Courtesy:
suneeth - Chennai