$ Letter 2 manager ?!? [Fun]

A MANAGER looking through his Mail Box was astonished to
see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be
busy working at Client side on a critical project. It
had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the worst
premonition he opened the mail and read the content
with trembling hands:-

Dear Sir,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you, but I'm leaving the job. The offer was too
lucritive and attractive for me to turn down. I had to
abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR
and you. I am sorry but I had no choice. The project
is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending,
out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence
I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next
Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon,
have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person
who would replace me would not understand what all I
had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience,
I have taken care to remove all the work that I had
been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure
you will appreciate my insight and "big heart".
I am ofcourse retaining the Originals that I had
retrieved for the purpose of Passport clrification
with me, considering it as a parting gift from you.
Ofcourse, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe
the compnay (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will
consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company.
I moving out of town since the new company is situated
in another City.
Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will
not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate
me. But I know your blessings are always with me.
Last but not the least. I also have the 7000 Rs
entrusted to me by our company's cultural events
group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you
would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an
added bonus from our company. I respect you very much,
hence your wish is my command.
I thank you for that in advance, and assure you that I
will surely invest them wisely (but not in your
company's stocks of course). Don't worry sir. I am 2
years experienced now, learning so much from your
company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write
better programs for the new company.
Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime in the future.
If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.

Your faithful employee,
Config . Engineer


At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS". Hands
still trembling,the MANAGER read:

PS: Dearest Manager, none of the above is true. I'm am
still busy working at client side. I just wanted to
remind you that there are worse things in life than my
"Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal" attached
with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is
safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this. My
respect and Best Regards to you!