Monday, January 30, 2006

$ goundamani dialogues (tamil) [fun]

Famous Dialogues from goundamani films

Goundamani: arasiyalula Idhellam saadhaaranam appa
Goundamani: Indiavilayae rendae arivaligal... Onnuu G.D. Naidu, innuonnu naan...
Goundamani: sangoothara vayasula sangeetha (Kattapomman)
Senthil: naanum educated family than (Gentleman)
Goundamani: poda yechakala family
Goundamani: vanthathu wrong yithula songaa (Jai Hind)
Rajini: yenna padichiruka (Mannan)
Goundamani: vellai seiya theriyatha alavuku padichirukaen
Goundamani: unga son peyar yennanu sonniga (Indian)
Senthil: aravindsamy
Goundamani: adupala ventha samy"nnu vainga athan sariya irukum
Goundamani: Gaandha Kannu alagi... start music...(sooriyan)
Senthil : idhu yeppadi annae yeridhu? (referring to the mantle of a lamp)
Goundamani: Appadi kelu da, koomoottai thalaiya,idhukku dhanda indha oorla all in all alagu raja thevanguradhu, idhu irrukkae vellaiya moottai madhri, idhu paer thaan 'Mantle'.
Senthil: (after crushing the mantle) idhu yeppadi annae yeriyum ponga annae.
Ommakucchi: Narayana naethu 420 casela, saelathula mukkia pramugar kaidhaamay.. (Sooriyan)
Goundamani: Aen Coimbatorela mukkina kaidhu panna maataangala?
Goundamani: Gaandha Kann alagi, ah inga pus... ah left la pusu...ah right la pusu...
Goundamani: Patha vachitiye parate.... (Pathinaru vayathinile)
Goundamani: Narayana... Kosu thollae thala mudiyalae da. Yethavathu marundu adichi kollungada...(sooriyan).
Goundamani: Ada kalutha meykkara payalukku ethanai arivaa nu ellarukum porama da (Chinna koundar).
Goundamani: Vadakupatti ramasamy ku kudutha munnuru ruba ...oooo!!!...oooo!!!
Goundamani: Adangappa sami reelu anthu pochuda... (Maman Magal)
Goundamani: (to a mandhiravaadhi)Aiya! Oru Karichatti mandayan, panni vaayan, kaluvaadha moonji, oru pannada mandharavaadhikitta kaasu kudhuthu yen kaiya kattittanya!
Goundamani: Neenga enna mandhiravaadhiya illa maattu brokera?
Goundamani: ivana un chittappan? enna panran?
Senthil: panni meykkararnga!
Goundamani: Adhane! pinna ivanukkenna banklaya vela tharuvanga?
Goundamani: (to senthil) enda!ivanungala un sondham? Neeye nari mondha sodhana kuzhayla porandhavan unakku ennada sondham?
someone (brushing and singing): "Thirupughazhai paada paada vaai manakum .."
Goundamani: "Apram yenda nayae pal velakara?... apadiye paaditu pooga vendiyathu thanae..."
CBI officers: "Sooriyana sutathu yaaru?"
Goundamani: "So sad! Sooriyana yaarum suda mudiyathu.. Sooriya veppam than namala sudum.."
GoundaMani: Mummy Daddy Edavadhu Sappadunga Podunga Ma
House Owner: ( Scolding His daughter) Unnai Oru Pichaikaranukku Kattikodupene Thavira, Unnoda Kadhalanuku Katti Kuduka Matten
GaundaMani: Mummy Daddy Edavadhu Ponnu Erundha Kodunga Appa
GoundaMani: Can i give an Amuku (to Kamal in Singaravelan)
GoundaMani: "heyeai Naan rombe busyyy...."
GoundaMani: (Entering CBI officers room)trying to take his seat on the chair.... CBI officer: (ordered to take off the chair) GoundaMani: (By looking at the Gandhiji photo)Satthiya sodanai!!!!
GoundaMani: Oru phone pannikalama
CBI officer: No
GoundaMani: sari...ok..sari naan 5* hotel'e pannikerean
CBI officer: Take him...
GoundaMani: polam polam arasiyalna ithellam irukerathanne...
Customer:(Tender coconut shop while having fight with Senthil) Ellanilla thanni vallingaaa...
Goundamani: Oru ellaniya evloo nerandaa urunjuveengaa...anga parru taplaa thanni varathu poi pudichuu kudii...
Goundamani: (in frustration) avan avann onnukuu varalaniituu irukann...evannukuu elannilla thannii varalayamm....
GoundaMani: Nee sonna vaakiyatha thanjavoor kovil kalvettula sedhukki vechutu pakkathulaye utkaarndhukko; pinnal varum sandhadhigal adhai paarthu padichu theliva nadandhukkuvaanga
Goundamani: (As a begger)ayya amma pitcha podungamma!!! (a woman coming out of temple) kaal ana kooda podama pora paru, nai! nai!. ayya pitcha podungayya... (a man out of temple) venum ya unakku.. elaniya adhiga velakki vatchu vithailla adhudhan onakku kunshtam vandhurchu..... (he leaves while goundamani with his stick strikes him mildly on his head and says) elani adhiga vellaiki vitha kushtum varumma appa arasiyal mollamari thanam panraven ellam enna avaan.. po!! po!!.. (again)ayya pitcha podunga ayya....(another man out of temple)kayilla kaal ana illa pa...(Goundamani says)aparon edhukku ulla ponae ocilla unda katti vanghi thinna thana... (one of the beggers) enna vayi ya onakku enna yayi(goundamani says)thol vayi patha theriyalla(the begger says)nee inga irundha engalukkum pitcha kedaekkadhu. na poraen. (goundamani says) oh!!govt velaya resign pannitu porrarungo... nallu veedu vanghi thinra nonna nayi enna thimira pesitu podhu paru.


courtesy:
Arun kumar - Pune

Monday, January 23, 2006

$ John & Abraham [Facts]

History Lesson


Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Monday, January 16, 2006

$ Moods Of A Software Engineer [Nice]




Courtesy:
Kumar Arun - Pune

$ Interesting stuff (informative)

" In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
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phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
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ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Monday, January 9, 2006

$ Learn 2 think +ive [Optimistic]

What ever that happens in life, happens for good……so stop worrying about the future and forget the pastAfter Sept. 11th, one company invited the remaining members of other companies who had been decimated by the attack on the Twin Towers to share their available office space. At a morning meeting, the head of security told stories of why these people were alive…... and all the stories were just the 'L I T L E' things.As you might know, the head of the company survived that day because his son started kindergarten.Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts. One woman was late because her alarm clock didn't go off in time.One of them missed his bus. One spilled food on her clothes and had to take time to change.One's car wouldn't start.One went back to answer the telephone.One had a child that dawdled and didn't get ready as soon as he should have.One couldn't get a taxi.The one that struck me was the man who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, took the various means to get to work but before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid. That is why he is alive today.Now when I am stuck in traffic, miss an elevator, turn back to answer a ringing telephone... all the little things that annoy me. I think to myself, this is exactly where God wants me to be at this very moment...Next time your morning seems to be going wrong, the children are slow getting dressed, you can't seem to find the car keys, you hit every traffic light, don't get mad or frustrated.

God is at work watching over you.

May God continue to bless you with all those annoying little things and may you remember their possible purpose.

Monday, January 2, 2006

$ Chanakya's Quotes [Thought Provoking]

"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are victimized first." Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC)

"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous." Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you." Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth." Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead." Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it." Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest." Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction." Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

"A man is great by deeds, not by birth." Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends." Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)

"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth." Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC)